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Helpful hints (by Jjd614)
1. avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by having someone else hold them while you chop
2. avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink
(65 / M-F / Arizona)Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names of the people you DON'T know.
3. a mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will keep you from hitting the snooze button and going back to sleep
Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.
if you have a bad cough take a large dose of laxatives then you will be afraid to cough
Omg ...wtf..u two r too funny...thank u so much i needed a good laugh as my day has been sh*tty!! ;)
Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and hitting the curb.
you only need 2 tools around the house wd40 and duct tape if it dosent move and should use wd40 if it does move and shouldnt use duct tape
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