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Longest nerve. (by santascole29)

 santascole29 (4)    (41 / F-M / Oklahoma)
21-Jan-13 1:01 am
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the A n u s? It is called the A na l Optic nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a S h i t t y Outlook on life. if you don't believe me pull a hair from your A s s And see he it does not bring a tear to your eye

 

 

 
 
 witchywoman1981 
21-Jan-13 1:03 am
lmao what the heck

 

 

 
 
 Tekton 
21-Jan-13 1:05 am
>.o no thanks ill pass!

 

 

 
 
 RiLaR (27)    (45 / F-M / India)
21-Jan-13 1:07 am
Oh my !!! Lmao

 

 

 
 
 Classicalguy 
21-Jan-13 1:10 am
Every hair is thusly conected 2 the eyeball. I know cauz thats how i remove those pesky old man ear and nose hairs. I grab em and rip em out!

 

 

 
 
 santascole29 (4)    (41 / F-M / Oklahoma)
21-Jan-13 1:18 am
@Classicalguy: Lol sucks to get old

 

 

 
 
 Classicalguy 
21-Jan-13 1:28 am
@santascole29: just an adjustment realy. Boon of nature that it happens gradualy.

 

 

 
 
 santascole29 (4)    (41 / F-M / Oklahoma)
21-Jan-13 1:40 am
@Classicalguy: Yeah. i am feelin it already and i only 29

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
21-Jan-13 1:54 am
pluck...mhmmmm...pluck...alright...pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck, pluck I dont know about tears but Im running out of hairs....lol :)

 

 

 
 
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