If you notice any of these things at your wedding-run!!:) My personal experience one is If your fiancee has only 63cents to his name& the wedding was a bring your own dish affair at your church:) lol! True story! Anyone else got any?:)

Two pews of pregnant women sob uncontrollably, as the groom says ''I do.'';)

Your groom after he kisses his bride turns around and yells out to the guests " Does anyone have any rice we can go feed the ducks"

@santascole29: lol:) When the wedding time has to be flexible because the grooms parole hearing is comin up:)lol

This place is no fun during the day:(lol Ima get off of here and wait for my funny talkative late night buddies!:)lol

If your fiance's ex gf/bf is the bridesmaid/groomsman lol

When your fiancee whispers to you at the alter that the baby isn't yours....

The ex gives the bride away LOL

Having your wedding outside and it starts storming heavily during a normally nice sunny summer day (tornado even whips past lol)

Lol I see we got a funny one on second shift:)! that tornado thing-actually happened to my brother-actually tore the church down! lol and believe me-their marriage was a disaster! lol;)