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Dark forest (by TheCelt)

 TheCelt (4)   (44 / M-F / Ireland)
13-Jan-13 6:12 am
A man and woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest . After 15 minutes the man gets up and says . F.u.c.k i wish had a flash light . And so the woman says so do i You've been eating grass for the last 10 minutes :p

 

 

 
 
 heikeva (69)   (60 / F-M / Bayern)
13-Jan-13 6:14 am
@TheCelt:Lol Thats a good one i heard that one b4!

 

 

 
 
 TheCelt (4)   (44 / M-F / Ireland)
13-Jan-13 6:17 am
@heikeva: well im s.h.i.t at telling jokes but i only heard that one a few hours ago and im still laughing at it :p

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
13-Jan-13 6:20 am
A man and woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest . After 15 minutes the man gets up and says . F.u.c.k i wish had a flash light . And so the woman says so do i You've been eating grass for the last 10 minutes :p
lol!

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
13-Jan-13 6:31 am
Lmao

 

 

 
 
 greybunny (0)    (73 / F-M / Wales)
19-Feb-13 4:51 am
Glad he wasn't eating me!!. Ha! lol

 

 

 
 
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