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Stupid State Laws (by April666)
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this **** is to damn funny! <~~ that is all i wanted to put. But it tells me it is to short lol
^For You^ lol TEXAS!
It is illegal to sell one's eye. (There goes my money making idea)
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. (This makes total sense)
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. (Wait.. WHAT!?)
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. (Texans must be freaks!)
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. (The legal way to rob someone)
It is illegal to sell one's eye. (There goes my money making idea)
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. (This makes total sense)
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing. (Wait.. WHAT!?)
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos. (Texans must be freaks!)
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. (The legal way to rob someone)
(47 / F-M / Florida) omgoodness wowwww girl Im in Florida but why am I not surprised at these ridiculous laws?lol I should owe my loctician a small fortune by now. Im notorious for falling asleep under the dryer after she washes my hair. Are they serious? This is insane in the membrane lmao
In Ohio
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (Huh)
It is illegal to get a fish drunk. (Dang & I was gonna set my gold fish up with some rum)
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. (Another brothel law)
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. (What thier definition of great importance)
This one is in Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour. (Cause Pet Tigers are everywhere!)
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (Huh)
It is illegal to get a fish drunk. (Dang & I was gonna set my gold fish up with some rum)
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house. (Another brothel law)
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance. (What thier definition of great importance)
This one is in Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour. (Cause Pet Tigers are everywhere!)
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