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Stupid State Laws (by April666)
Isnt that the truth. Like giraffes are just cruising the boulevards providing taxi service or something lol
Last edited by JustMeAndYou77; 10-Jan-13 9:38 am.
Its almost as bad as the ninja bunnies kidnapping people and holding them for ransom for a billion gallons of carrot juice and ninja swords
lolol Wait, there's a law against that!
In Michigan
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
The last Sunday in June of every year was named log cabin day
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
The last Sunday in June of every year was named log cabin day
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose
In Flordia
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. (I wonder what is considered unnatural)
It is illegal to sell your children. (This must have been a big problem at some point)
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. (I wonder what is considered unnatural)
It is illegal to sell your children. (This must have been a big problem at some point)
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
Last edited by April666; 11-Jan-13 1:23 am.
(Yes because this makes TOTAL SENSE)
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (I wonder what Im gonna do w/ my elephant next time I visit Flordia)
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.(Sorry cross-dressers)
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Ouch)
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (I wonder what Im gonna do w/ my elephant next time I visit Flordia)
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.(Sorry cross-dressers)
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Ouch)
Still in Flordia
It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Get your swimsuit on! Lol)
Oral sex is illegal. (Well Im not moving to Flordia lol)
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
It is considered an offense to shower naked. (Get your swimsuit on! Lol)
Oral sex is illegal. (Well Im not moving to Flordia lol)
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
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