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Mario, Peach and Bowser (by Tekton)

 Tekton 
10-Jan-13 3:27 am
Princess Peach: Thanks for letting me stay for a few days, Bowser. It means a lot to me.
Bowser: No problem! I'll go and get some tea ready!
Princess Peach: Aug, I can't stand that Mario guy anymore! He never says anything, he reeks of mushrooms and sewage, and he jumps up and down all the time!! And when he's not jumping, he just has to go Kart Racing or had to play some sort of childish sport! And he always guilts me into going with him!! And to add the insluts of injury, I have to deal with his moronic brother! Hell, at least he can talk!!
Bowser: Jeez... I'm sorry that you have to that crap, honey.
Princess Peach: *sigh* it's not your fault... and at least... At least I have you to comfort me, my beloved Bowser.
Mario: AHA!!! There-A you are, Princess! Imma save-a you!
Princess Peach & Bowser: *looks at Mario*
Princess Peach & Bowser: *looks at each other*
Princess Peach: OH, MARIO, MY HERO! BOWSER WAS TRYING TO R A P E ME!! PLEASE SAVE ME!!
Bowser: Oh, come on! Not this crap again!

 

 



Last edited by Tekton; 10-Jan-13 3:30 am.
 
 
 PaulG7719 
10-Jan-13 3:53 am
i was just gonna post another scenario in my mad mad mario thread! hahahah! i see ive started somethin. imuna go do that now... may take a minute but i promise itll be funny..... just somethin about mario ****** and yelling kills me!

 

 

 
 
 missCHIE (27)    (30 / F-MF / Philippines)
10-Jan-13 3:54 am
hehehe..

 

 

 
 
 PaulG7719 
10-Jan-13 3:54 am
mario: FFFFF****CCCCKKKK!!!

 

 

 
 
 bigred1219 
10-Jan-13 3:57 am
Nice

 

 

 
 
 PaulG7719 
10-Jan-13 3:59 am
you shoulda seen my thread lol im gonna put another scenario up.

 

 

 
 
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