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Mad mad mario (by PaulG7719)
@james85: hahahahah! heres one:
toad: MARIO!! help us! the koopa kids took over our lands!
mario: what the F*CK!? dont you mother f*ckers realize you have invincible mother f*cking STARS??
toad: w...well yeah, but...
mario: BUT WHAT!? you f*cking p*ssys cant defend yourselves? am i supposed to be your mother f*cking HERO?
toad: well.... y... yes....
mario: FFFF****CCCCKKKK!!!
toad: MARIO!! help us! the koopa kids took over our lands!
mario: what the F*CK!? dont you mother f*ckers realize you have invincible mother f*cking STARS??
toad: w...well yeah, but...
mario: BUT WHAT!? you f*cking p*ssys cant defend yourselves? am i supposed to be your mother f*cking HERO?
toad: well.... y... yes....
mario: FFFF****CCCCKKKK!!!
lemmy koopa: hahahahah! youll never get this wand from ME mario!
mario: look HERE! you stupid F*CK! i didnt come through all this F*CKING ice just to talk to a retarded circus REJECT!
lemmy koopa: reject?
mario: im so F*CKING SICK of you F*CKING kids f*cking up my day!
lemmy koopa: b.... but....... im just following orders...
mario: hey ive got a f*cking order for YOU! why dont you get the F*CK off that F*CKING ball and shove it straight up your GOD DAM ASS!
lemmy koopa: ........
mario: if i gotta take one more MOTHER F*CKING wand from you over grown piece of F*CKS!!
lemmy koopa: h....here! take it! im sorry!
mario: GREAT! you tell your mother f*cking dad that im gonna shove each one of the GOD DAM wands up his fat f*cking CORN CHUTE!
mario: thank you so much for to playing MY F*CKING GAME!!
mario: look HERE! you stupid F*CK! i didnt come through all this F*CKING ice just to talk to a retarded circus REJECT!
lemmy koopa: reject?
mario: im so F*CKING SICK of you F*CKING kids f*cking up my day!
lemmy koopa: b.... but....... im just following orders...
mario: hey ive got a f*cking order for YOU! why dont you get the F*CK off that F*CKING ball and shove it straight up your GOD DAM ASS!
lemmy koopa: ........
mario: if i gotta take one more MOTHER F*CKING wand from you over grown piece of F*CKS!!
lemmy koopa: h....here! take it! im sorry!
mario: GREAT! you tell your mother f*cking dad that im gonna shove each one of the GOD DAM wands up his fat f*cking CORN CHUTE!
mario: thank you so much for to playing MY F*CKING GAME!!
*a knock on marios door*
mario: NOW what the f*ck!?..... oh hello adere officer.... whata canado fora you?
toad cop: hey mario. we got a call about a public disturbance.... is everything ok?
mario: oh yesa officera... justa da tv isa too louda isa alla.... we werea watchina da supranosa you know...
toad cop: ok mario have a good one.
mario: oha youa tooa...
mario: *goes to the window* GET OUT HERE YOU BLUE F*CKIN RAT!!
sonic: what man?
mario: did you call the F*CKING COPS?? you retarded F*CKING GERBIL!
sonic: yeah man and i f*cked your wife too man! what of it?
mario: youre so GOD DAM fast, she didnt even know she was F*CKED!!
sonic: oh yeah man? what if i went over there and blew a load right in face man? ya like that man? huh? ya like watchin your wife take a load in the face?
mario: i like watchin my wife get F*CKED! if you call the F*CKING cops again, im gonna shoot you AND your retarded gay F*CK BUDDY with the extra tail! lets see you outrun a mother f*ckin BULLET! you mother f*cking blue pile of F*CK!
mario: NOW what the f*ck!?..... oh hello adere officer.... whata canado fora you?
toad cop: hey mario. we got a call about a public disturbance.... is everything ok?
mario: oh yesa officera... justa da tv isa too louda isa alla.... we werea watchina da supranosa you know...
toad cop: ok mario have a good one.
mario: oha youa tooa...
mario: *goes to the window* GET OUT HERE YOU BLUE F*CKIN RAT!!
sonic: what man?
mario: did you call the F*CKING COPS?? you retarded F*CKING GERBIL!
sonic: yeah man and i f*cked your wife too man! what of it?
mario: youre so GOD DAM fast, she didnt even know she was F*CKED!!
sonic: oh yeah man? what if i went over there and blew a load right in face man? ya like that man? huh? ya like watchin your wife take a load in the face?
mario: i like watchin my wife get F*CKED! if you call the F*CKING cops again, im gonna shoot you AND your retarded gay F*CK BUDDY with the extra tail! lets see you outrun a mother f*ckin BULLET! you mother f*cking blue pile of F*CK!
ganon: i have the triforce!! now i will change all worlds and bend them all to my will! just try to stop me li..... wh... who are YOU?
mario: im your worst F*CKING NIGHTMARE!
ganon: where did you come from??
mario: i came from a mother f*cking pipe! where is he!!??
ganon: wheres who??
mario: dont play f*ckin stupid with ME!! where the F*CK is that tights wearin, pointy eared D*CK?
link: im here to save th...... what the hell?
mario: there you are you piece of SH*T!
link: whatd i do?
ganon: hes pretty p*ssed man, imuna just go ok?
mario: you pointy eared FREAK! if you ever, and i mean EVER, slap my b*tch again, i swear to GOD, im gonna sh*t in your F*CKING hat! then im gonna shove MY master sword right down your mother f*cking throaght!
link: it was an accide....
mario: DONT even F*CKING BOTHER! if i have to come back here one more GOD DAM TIME, im gonna shove you right up that fat f*cker bowsers ASS!! GET ME??
ganon: he sure told you man....
link: f*ck you...
mario: im your worst F*CKING NIGHTMARE!
ganon: where did you come from??
mario: i came from a mother f*cking pipe! where is he!!??
ganon: wheres who??
mario: dont play f*ckin stupid with ME!! where the F*CK is that tights wearin, pointy eared D*CK?
link: im here to save th...... what the hell?
mario: there you are you piece of SH*T!
link: whatd i do?
ganon: hes pretty p*ssed man, imuna just go ok?
mario: you pointy eared FREAK! if you ever, and i mean EVER, slap my b*tch again, i swear to GOD, im gonna sh*t in your F*CKING hat! then im gonna shove MY master sword right down your mother f*cking throaght!
link: it was an accide....
mario: DONT even F*CKING BOTHER! if i have to come back here one more GOD DAM TIME, im gonna shove you right up that fat f*cker bowsers ASS!! GET ME??
ganon: he sure told you man....
link: f*ck you...
Last edited by PaulG7719; 10-Jan-13 4:46 am.
@Sammy2: are you sure its mario who needs therapy? are you sure its not... me?
@PaulG7719: Lol-positive! Humor is the best therapy in the world-and you have plenty of it!:)
Lmfao wow my games will never be the same.
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