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A BLOKE WALKS INTO A BAR WITH HIS ALLIGATOR
THE BARMAN SAYS MATE YOU CANT BRING THAT
IN HERE IT,LL BITE ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS
THE BLOKE REPLYS NO MATE ITS AS TAME AS A KITTEN WATCH !
SO HE LIFTS IT ONTO THE BAR AND OPENS ITS JAW AS WIDE AS IT
WILL GO, UNDOES IS PANTS AND PROCEEDS TO PUT HIS MANHOOD IN THE GATERS MOUTH
AFTER ABOUT FIVE MINUTES WITH HIS PACKAGE IN THE GATORS MOUTH
HE SAYS ANY ONE ELSE WANT A GO
A DRUNK AT THE END OF THE BAR REPLYS
i,LL HAVE A GO BUT
I DONT THINK I CAN KEEP MY MOUTH OPEN THAT LONG HAHAHAHAHAHA
THE BARMAN SAYS MATE YOU CANT BRING THAT
IN HERE IT,LL BITE ONE OF MY CUSTOMERS
THE BLOKE REPLYS NO MATE ITS AS TAME AS A KITTEN WATCH !
SO HE LIFTS IT ONTO THE BAR AND OPENS ITS JAW AS WIDE AS IT
WILL GO, UNDOES IS PANTS AND PROCEEDS TO PUT HIS MANHOOD IN THE GATERS MOUTH
AFTER ABOUT FIVE MINUTES WITH HIS PACKAGE IN THE GATORS MOUTH
HE SAYS ANY ONE ELSE WANT A GO
A DRUNK AT THE END OF THE BAR REPLYS
i,LL HAVE A GO BUT
I DONT THINK I CAN KEEP MY MOUTH OPEN THAT LONG HAHAHAHAHAHA
(47 / F-M / Florida)
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