A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will
satisfy me on bed".


Two weeks later she heard a knock on her
door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?"


The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering
your request for a man."
The lady continued, "You have no arms!"
The guy answered, "I won't beat you".
Lady: You have no legs.
Guy: I won't leave you.
Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed?
Guy: What do you think I was knocking with?

Lol...

@fbhigh1: dats funny as hell:l lol. Check this out. a woman with no arms r legs is sittin in a lounge chair at da beach. A man walks by and she tells him (ive never been hugged by a real man everin my life) so, feeling sorry for her, he hugs her and goes about his business. Another guy comes walkin past and she says (ive never been kissed by a real man ever in my life) so, feeling sorry for her, he gives her a kiss. Another man comes strollin by, and she says ( ive never been fukt by a real man ever in my life) so he picks her up, throws her in the water and says (there u go. Now u r fukt)

@fbhigh1: dats funny as hell:l lol. It reminds me of another joke. Check this out. a woman with no arms r legs is sittin in a lounge chair at da beach. A man walks by and she tells him (ive never been hugged by a real man everin my life) so, feeling sorry for her, he hugs her and goes about his business. Another guy comes walkin past and she says (ive never been kissed by a real man ever in my life) so, feeling sorry for her, he gives her a kiss. Another man comes strollin by, and she says ( ive never been fukt by a real man ever in my life) so he picks her up, throws her in the water and says (there u go. Now u r fukt)