Thread: Two Jokes - Dating.mobi

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tractorjohn
30-Dec-12 10:18 pm

A single woman got tired of being lonely but didn't want to join a dating site. So she placed an Ad in her local newspaper saying Husband Wanted & her PO Box number. Two days later she receives a hundred replies all saying the same thing You can have mine. #2 A young boy asked his dad Daddy how much does it cost to get married? His dad answers I don't know son, I'm still paying for mine.

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MissJamieVee
30-Dec-12 10:38 pm

hahahahaha X,D

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Zigman (3)

(57 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
30-Dec-12 10:43 pm

@tractorjohn: niiice !

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tractorjohn
30-Dec-12 10:49 pm

@Zigman: I wasn't sure if I wrote the 2nd one right or not.

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tractorjohn
30-Dec-12 10:50 pm

@MissJamieVee: Glad you liked them.

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smgangel
30-Dec-12 10:56 pm

Lol! Thanks for the chuckle :-)

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tractorjohn
30-Dec-12 11:04 pm

@smgangel: You are very much welcomed. I like to try making people laugh, but most of my jokes on here don't get very many viewers.

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Eman18 (0)

(29 / M-F / New York)
30-Dec-12 11:04 pm

the 1st won was the best lol

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tractorjohn
30-Dec-12 11:05 pm

@Eman18: Thanks man, glad you liked it.

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JstBeinMe
30-Dec-12 11:21 pm

Lol...cute!

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