now yall look ritecheer. dis here fancy thread is beins for the ones of yous that can thunk and speachatize like a hillbilly. son, fetch me ma glasses soz i can edumacatalize these city slickers ritecheer.

nows lookie here mistah donchya be makin funs of mah peoples

stop usin dem fancie words son we not all edumacated like yall lol

i speakalize your language better than ma own. who needs dem fancy square things with the writins. now ima go rob me dat lika store down yonder. be back wif some beer and jerky and other dinner stuffs for my belly so that it can come out ma buttclam later like. you just stay ritecheer in da truck and dont touch da trim. dat deres high qualitized chrome paint.

well I nevuh! this heres an insalt to mah peoples! we liken us more tin beers an jerks! gimme some tatarchips too!

Okey na we all jus gotta tak ol paul her to da lil ol store to geta jerk an beer wen da john right out yonder an plenty of beer in dere

thats wut i was gonna git woman! you wanna die? *points shotgun* now git up off my back or i may jus gots ta put dis here gun on your whutnots and de b*tchillate you! aw damitall ta hell! i sold my shooty bits fo more paint thinner cause its gooder dan hell.

omg its horrible when im laughin so hard at my own bull****!!

hrmph. I tol ya once, I tol ya twice, ya shot me an I won tell ya wheres I hides the monies.

I need this laugh right now. so thanks :P