Ok, so little johnny goes to his granparent's house one fine saturday morning, and his papaw decides it's a good day to sneak away from the old lady, and get a few beers in him, so papaw decides to take johnny fishing. So, they are getting ready to leave at the house, and johnny and papaw are getting the tackle boxes and such together, and johnny notices papaw trying to hide a twelve pack in his own tackle box. Johnny asks papaw,"whatcha doing?" Papaw says,"i'm sneaking some beer to drink while we are gone. If you don't tell mamaw, we will have ice cream later." Johnny smiles and says ok. Well, they go upstairs, mamaw has a couple bag lunches for them, and she leans in and tells johnny."i left you a little treat in your lunch bag, since i know your papaw is only leaving to drink his beer. So, if you don't give papaw any, i'll give you some ice cream when you get back." Johnny says,"ok, i love you mamaw." Well, they leave and get to their fishing spot. Once they get settled, papaw reaches in uis back pocket and grabs some chewing tobacco and puts a wad in his mouth and spits. Then, johnny, watchong papaw, spits. Papaw notices and giggles then asks,"johnny, do you want some of this chew?" Johnny says yes i'd like to try it." Then papaw asks johnny,"does your d1ck reach your @$$hole?" Of course johnny answers,"no." Then papaw says,"well there's your answer." Well about an hour goes by, then they decide to eat. During lunch johnny asks,"hey papaw, can i try a beer?" Papaw asks,"doea your d1ck reach your @$$hole?" Again, same response from johnny,"no." Papaw then says the same thing,"there's your answer." Well, during lunch, johnny finds his treat, two, huge, soft, slightly melted, home made choc. Chip cookies. Papaw, still feeling hungry realizes he didn't get a treat from mamaw, and asks johnny this time,"hey johnny, can i have one of those cookies?" Johnny plainly says,"nope." Papaw says, "come on johnny, if you don't no ice cream on the way back." "Ok, fine with me," johnny says,"i got mamaw's cookies and they are better anyway." Now papaw starts to beg,"johnny please?" Johnny reponds,"does your d1ck reach your @$$hole?" Papaw, trying to still get a cookie, and to be a smart @$$ says,"yes actually it does." Then johnny says,"good, then go f uck yourself."

:D I love a good little johnny joke :)

Uhh, hmmmm *nervous laugh lol Wow, good dude, that story was really something else :)

@JustMeAndYou77: just a funny joke i heard today.

Lmao