When I was 17 i worked as a full time bartender. one morn woke late, got dressed and on I went, like the wind on my bicyle

That's pretty Awesome!

Was a racing bicycle with ram handle bars. I was like a madman standing on the peddles, head down. I looked rup & parked on the motorway in front of me was a car! All I could think to do was put my arms up to protect my head (which obvously didn't work very well lol) next thing I know i'm flyin through the air like a kamakazi piolit lol straight through the back window. The owner seen all this happen as he walked towards the car and was even shocked to see me step out the back door of his car lol

wow what an experience.. lol

lmao. nice.

The area where I grew up was a rough ol area, If it didn't kill you it was funny.
The first thing my friends asked was, What were you trying to do? Rob the car cause you were late for work lmao yep I walked away from that unscaled friend of mine wasn't so lucky three weeks later. He' d had an opperation on his knee, he player Gaelic football

Sorry new touch screen phone, I feel like I have very big hands lol "dag nab it" ha, reminds me of the joke, teacher to kids, if I had eight apples in one hand and seven in the other hand. What would I have? Young lad shouts up "Very big hands" lol (Note to self, Don't get side tracked from main Story) Anyway the docs told him to get plenty of excercise.. He was cycling down the same motor way.. only when he look up it was a truck parked on the layby.. Guess when your numbers up, your numbers up. I've had a few close calls Pheew! Lmao

Wow thats scarey as heck.