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The drunk man (by HAZE454)
A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor. His Wife gets him up and cleans everything.
Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table.
"Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you.
Surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?"
The Son replies, "When mom got you up to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said,
"Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I'm Married!!!"
Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table.
"Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I'll come running back to you, my love. I love you.
Surprised, he asks his son, "What happened last night?"
The Son replies, "When mom got you up to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said,
"Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I'm Married!!!"
(47 / F-M / Florida) Wow lol 
That is one of the best stories Ive read here Haze. Funny but beautiful and very touching.
That is one of the best stories Ive read here Haze. Funny but beautiful and very touching.
LMFAO Man if you're too drunk to recognize your wife. Whew man.
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