Two idiots on a rollercoaster. One says to the other "when this thing turns upside-down will we fall out?" The second one replies "don't be silly, we'll always be friends!" :-)

@MrSupaFreak101: aw baby...i liked the joke....i thought i told u that already....it was funny enough for me to repeat to ppl i know here so....yeah :)

A blonde brunette and redhead all pregnant were talkin about what their babies were gonna be...redhead said "my doctor told me that since i was on top when i got pregnant its gonna be a boy" brunette said "since i was on the bottom ima have a girl" the blonde just starts cryin so when asked why shes cryin she says "i dont wanna have puppies"

How do u circumcise a redneck? Kick his siter in the chin. Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetible? Gettin her back in the wheel chair. 2 gay guys walking down the road and see a male dog licking him self. 1st gay guy says to the other"dont u wish u could do that?" 2nd gay guy replies " yea but im afraid the dog might bite me."

@masteroftheunknown: don't like the wheelchair joke...not funny. To call someone in a wheelchair a vegetable is derogatory and unnecessary.

@ stevea- i was not the who made this joke up i just repeated it like thousand b4 me and if u find that offence than why read joke at all cuz the all offend somebody. Dude it why there called jokes( ya kno, not tru) but do apologize i i never intend to offend ppl as im not racist nor predjudist nor judgemental of other. To each their own as it is said. But explain to me how u found the wheel chair one more insulting than a gay guy sucking a dog wang or some chick sucken her bro off.

@ stevea-And if u read the joke correctly it was not inplying every one in a wheel chair is a veggie just she was k.

@AFunk: haha what a dumb blonde funny baby

@masteroftheunknown: It doesn't matter who wrote the joke, I was just saying that it was offensive to people in wheelchairs. And to say 'why did I read it if it offends me' doesn't make sense. I have to read things in order to know what it says! I accept your apology cos I know u didn't intend to offend, but I thought I should pick u up on it and suggest that perhaps in future think carefully before posting.

@ stevea- u say to think more carefully when posting. I understand that it can be done when writing an opinion but to be careful when posting jokes on a public forum. Umm just coz a blond joke may not offend u is not saying it wont offend a blond. Or because an redneck joke or a joke implying humans having sex with animals doesnt offend u doesnt mean it wont offend some one. So explain to me,cuz im curious, a solution that pleases eveyone, without denying my right altogether of posting jokes on a public forum. Cuz best of my knowledge is it cant be done unless u ban all jokes. Which i guarantee u it wont happen. Thanx for ur input. And sorry if i sound arrogant. Not my intention. Just stating that its easier said than done.