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Imagine these (by CHIJION)

 CHIJION (0)   (33 / M-F / Nigeria)
2-Dec-12 7:50 pm
Imagine a HEN with Teeth instead of beak
Imagine a **** with horn instead comb
Imagine a Hen putting on Dr dre earphones
Imagine a Snail to be used as means of transportation
Imagine a He goat brushing its teeth and braiding its beard
Imagine a Cow to be used as a pimped ride 4 obama
Imagine i win the next gramy award with any singles
Imagine chicken to have four legs
Imagine a Hen to sit upright wit baseball cap
Imagine you lost ur teeth to a young drake
Imagine a fish on web cam with laptop in high sea with you
Imagine you are the only one that have teeth on earth
Imagine you own the sun and keep it in ur custody
Imagine OBAMA beging me 2 be his specail adviser

 

 



Last edited by CHIJION; 2-Dec-12 7:56 pm.
 
 
 rockheart2 
2-Dec-12 8:04 pm

 

 

 
 
 singlefatherof2 
2-Dec-12 8:14 pm
................May I ask what about this was funny? To me it's just all random things that don't make any sense. As for thr 4 legged chicken, when I worked on a chicken farm I actually saw one. Was a chick. Had to kill it.

 

 

 
 
 butterfly6577 
2-Dec-12 8:42 pm
i have seen a 4 legged chicken also.

 

 

 
 
 CHIJION (0)   (33 / M-F / Nigeria)
2-Dec-12 9:41 pm
@butterfly6577: Aborminations

 

 

 
 
 CHIJION (0)   (33 / M-F / Nigeria)
2-Dec-12 9:42 pm
................May I ask what about this was funny? To me it's just all random things that don't make any sense. As for thr 4 legged chicken, when I worked on a chicken farm I actually saw one. Was a chick. Had to kill it.
You better attack me with spare and guns thang through my threads

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
2-Dec-12 10:01 pm
Touchy touchy

 

 

 
 
 April666 
2-Dec-12 10:09 pm
Dodnt look lile an attack

 

 

 
 
 braindroppings 
2-Dec-12 10:20 pm
Four legged chicken? O_o

 

 

 
 
 OhMan22 
2-Dec-12 10:24 pm
Four legged finger lickin chicken, taste great, but a divil to catch.

 

 

 
 
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