Thread: Eggs.........

Eggs......... (by Shellbelle)

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Shellbelle
21-Nov-12 12:50 am

A couple were celebrating their 30th anniversary....during those yrs the wife kept a safe that she never allowed her husband to look in. But he asked her honey since we have been together so long can i please see what you keep in your safe? The wife says sure why not......so she opens the safe and the husband sees 3 eggs and a stack of money worth $10,000...he says honey what r the eggs for...the wife says everytime im unfaithful i put an egg in there...the husband thinking to himself says ok i dont feel so bad its only 3.....so he asks ok so where is all the money from?? And the wife says well everytime i get a dozen i sell them!!!

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rockheart
21-Nov-12 12:59 am

lmao

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braindroppings
21-Nov-12 1:03 am

Hahaha that's funny

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RiLaR (27)

(45 / F-M / India)
21-Nov-12 1:04 am

Hahaha

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JLaDawn
21-Nov-12 1:10 am

Fuuuunny!!!

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6764066 (2)

(62 / M-F / Quebec)
21-Nov-12 2:01 am

@Shellbelle: Lmao good one shel very funny.

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Shellbelle
21-Nov-12 2:21 am

Hehe ikr?? I got a good chuckle out of it!!

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JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(47 / F-M / Florida)
21-Nov-12 9:44 am

Quoted Post:

A couple were celebrating their 30th anniversary....during those yrs the wife kept a safe that she never allowed her husband to look in. But he asked her honey since we have been together so long can i please see what you keep in your safe? The wife says sure why not......so she opens the safe and the husband sees 3 eggs and a stack of money worth $10,000...he says honey what r the eggs for...the wife says everytime im unfaithful i put an egg in there...the husband thinking to himself says ok i dont feel so bad its only 3.....so he asks ok so where is all the money from?? And the wife says well everytime i get a dozen i sell them!!!

roflmfao!

Great joke shellbelle!

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