.01 Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

.02 Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it takefour men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built.

.03 Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples andthree oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.

.04 Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with onehand.

.05 Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs, He sleeps at night.

.06 Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.

.07 Q. What looks like half apple? A: The other half.

.08 Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A: Dinner.

.09 Q. What happened when wheel was invented? A: It caused a revolution.

.10 Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A: Liquid

.11 Q: what is the opposite of Nag panchmi? A: Nag did not punch me.

Most of the questions have been asked in I.A.S exam ... Its not funny its inteligent answer

It is called witty humor, my friend!

Its witty but not at all humorous , by the way ur subject title was not witty humor, it was funny ??

@Vikash3987: I dont think you need to tell me what to write on my forums. If you dont like it, just pass.

Its not passed its failed :@

@Vikash3987: I meant the other 'pass' my friend. I am not here to fight so let me just pass you by.

Just joking dear , dont get iritated so fast :-)

@Vikash3987: If thats the way you try to start your interactions with girls, you just missed me.

@RiLaR: give me one sec buddy am thinking of something funny to say here lol!