[Warning: Posting of Contact Info is not allowed. Please follow the rules.][/i];150611]A man and his newlywed check into a mountain resort by the lake. The desk clerk notices the 'just married ' sign on the car.As soon as the man gets the luggage out of the car, he hops in a boat to go fishing.He is out all day,then comes back for a quick supper, picks up his lantern and goes back out at night.This goes on for a couple of days when the man happens to stop by the desk. The clerk at the desk says to the man, i know its none of my business but i was wondering why you weren't having sex with your new wife, oh i couldn't do that she has GONORRHEA Well what about anal sex? Cant do that she has DIARRHEA Well there is always oral sex, ' nope she has PYORRHEA ' Well if she has gonorrhea , diarrhea and pyorrhea , why did you marry her? That's easy she also has worms and i love to fish.