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This is why my mother shouldn't own a smartphone: (by mrb89)

 mrb89 
18-Nov-12 1:23 am
mom: look around sams and see if they have 'thee gangrene book for boyd" for parker (she meant the Dangerous book for Boys)
me: no problem. it's a good thing I speak auto correct
mom: LOL
me: btw dad thinks that one will be hard to find, he wants to know if thats the post civil war volume?
mom: smartphone assistance
mom: nowait that shouse b smartass
me: suurrre
mom: i hate this phone
me: i am turning auto correct off when we get there... much as we'll miss the amusement
mom: tongue sticking out :-)
me: you mean this? :P

 

 

 
 
 IrishLove1988 (18)    (36 / F-M / New York)
18-Nov-12 1:26 am
Lmao! That damn auto-correct will get you every time.

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
18-Nov-12 1:28 am
@IrishLove1988: lmao. I know... I told her she does need smartphone assistance she said she needs a less smartphone lmao

 

 

 
 
 IrishLove1988 (18)    (36 / F-M / New York)
18-Nov-12 1:30 am
Hahahaha She has a point. I have the knock off version of the Blackberry and I thankfully get to avoid the pain in the a*s that is auto-correct.

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
18-Nov-12 1:34 am
@IrishLove1988: when I see her soon, I am turning her auto correct off... so she will stop having these issues... how does dangerous become gangrene???

 

 

 
 
 IrishLove1988 (18)    (36 / F-M / New York)
18-Nov-12 1:43 am
You get some really weird corrections. I used to call my ex BooBoo-KittyF*uck ("Jay and Silent Bob strike back" reference) sometimes and the iPhone changed it to Bowling Kitty Litter. I was both amazed and hysterically laughing for a good ten minutes.

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
18-Nov-12 2:01 am
I was texting one of my friends once an was getting some food at Arbys and my phone auto corrected it to Drabys... I also texted my sister once saying I was in West Virginia... or so I thought. it actually said I had just arrived in West Virginal lmao

 

 

 
 
 Twoinchheels (7)    (60 / F-M / Pennsylvania)
18-Nov-12 2:04 am
Huh? i'm lost but I think I want one. This stupid phone is always misspelling words that I know are correct!

 

 

 
 
 IrishLove1988 (18)    (36 / F-M / New York)
18-Nov-12 2:06 am
@mrb: Lmao Sometimes technology does more harm, than good I think!

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
18-Nov-12 12:10 pm
lmfao that joke was hilarious. That's about how my mother would text me if she knew how.

 

 

 
 
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