Thread: Ice cream.....

Ice cream..... (by Shellbelle)

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Shellbelle
17-Nov-12 9:21 pm

So a blonde goes into an ice cream parlor to get ice cream....she walks up to the counter and says...id like a chocolate ice cream cone.....the parlor guy says sorry we dont have chocolate all we have is vanilla and strawberry....so the blonde says ok then give me a pint of chocolate ice cream.....the parlor guys says sorry we dont have any chocolate only strawberry and vanilla.....the blonde says ok then ill have a half gallon of chocolate ice cream....the parlor guys says do me a favor spell van as in vanilla.....the blonde says V A N.... The parlor guy says ok now spell straw as in strawberry...the blonde says S T R A W........The parlor guy says ok now spell f*** as in chocolate....the blonde says.....there is NO F*** in chocolate.......so the parlor guy say......thats what ive been trying to tell you!!!

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sweetncute420 (5)

(41 / F-M / West Virginia)
17-Nov-12 9:23 pm

LmAo

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Lookin4luvstud (0)

(37 / F-F / Tennessee)
17-Nov-12 9:26 pm

nice! =)

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RiLaR (27)

(45 / F-M / India)
17-Nov-12 9:34 pm

Haha

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TrueLoveSeeker
17-Nov-12 9:57 pm

Good one. Joke that is not the specifics or the connotation relating to blondes etc. Lol. Just No F'iNg Chocolate dear. Made me smile and want a strawberry and vanilla swirley.

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bigred1219
17-Nov-12 10:36 pm

Ice cream does sound good

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