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Walks into a bar... String style (by C00kieM0nstah)

 C00kieM0nstah 
22-Oct-12 5:31 am
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."

 

 

 
 
 KingKavanaugh (2)   (43 / M-F / Arizona)
22-Oct-12 5:33 am
Lmfao thats damn good very unique bro

 

 

 
 
 C00kieM0nstah 
22-Oct-12 5:37 am
Lol I try my best.

 

 

 
 
 OFWGKTA (13)    (30 / F-M / Florida)
22-Oct-12 5:43 am
Lol. XD

 

 

 
 
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