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Very funny (by luckluck)

 luckluck 
26-Sep-12 6:35 pm
John was having sex with his boss' wife at her house when suddenly the husband entered.

John jumped out of the house through the window running as fast as he could to his house.

When he arrived home, his wife - Mrs John asked,

"Why are you naked??".....

John replied

"I was attacked by thieves on my way home, they took everything from me"....

Mrs John said,

"So why is a condom on your penis??"....

John replied,

"Well I... I...., as a grown up man, I couldn't run home completely naked. So I had to cover my private parts."

LADIES, WILL U TAKE THAT LIE?

 

 

 
 
 kiesha (4)   (40 / F-M / Jamaica)
26-Sep-12 8:38 pm
Ha ha ha funny crop

 

 

 
 
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