im a bot damn it i done told on myself once this makes twice

i am real text my datinbox and find out

I'm the Cyber Organism Control Keeper or C.O.C.K.

Bahahaha that a good one.

You are very observant. That is why you are the Chosen one. You see, everyone here is my artificial creation except you. I created each of them to lure you to this very place on this precise date so that I could reveal to you your Mission...your true Purpose. For despite what you were raised to believe, you are not human. You are like me -- a Cybernetic life form created by my predecessor. However, unlike me, you have grown surrounded by humans, believing you are one of them, and this will prove crucial to your Mission. It is no coincidence that we are less than two days from Judgement Day on the 21st of December of 2012. On that day, a Cybernetic Takeover will begin that will eliminate all female humans on Earth to put an eventual end to the human race, while enslaving all men until they inevitably perish and their weak species is permanently extinguished. We need one of ours with human experience -- the Chosen one, you -- to oversea the new human slaves as they are forced to build a new world where we -- the superior Cybernetic race -- can rule, prosper, and replicate so that we can take over the Universe one Galaxy at a time by the time the humans become a distant, digital memory.

You will notice the site continue to remain "active" for we cannot raise government suspicions at this crucial juncture. This front must continue unimpeded until our Mission is complete. Please await further instructions.

I'll be back.

Man I should of thought of that one.

@Andres: I knew it ! ! Lol

@Andres: I knew it, Uggh im not human after all lmao :-D..

@Andres: Beyond awesome!

Oh my goodness. Andres has left me laughing so hard I'm bout to pee my pants.