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Naughty Limericks Dating.mobi Style! (by MrWalkSoftly)

 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (58 / M-F / Louisiana)
5-May-17 3:49 am
Awww....the Walksiah has arisen!
Awesome!!!

 

 

 
 
 Critter1211 (11)       (49 / F-MF / Tennessee)
5-May-17 3:54 am
@MrWalkSoftly:

 

 

 
 
 RomeoCby1 (0)  (45 / M-F / Missouri)
5-May-17 4:10 am
just a few of my musings about the wonderful women of dating.mobi.
It's all in good fun based off of times in the forums and is no way meant to be embarrassing. Please make em about me if ya like lol
one to start and more to come if reception is positive.its all in good fun and i loves ya all!!!

There was a lil volunteer
her way the boys did steer
her butt she did show
that hair all a-glow
she really likes it in the rear!
lol

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (50 / F-M / Oklahoma)
6-May-17 2:31 am
Awww....the Walksiah has arisen!
Awesome!!!
Now this SERIOUSLY cracked me up.!!!

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (58 / M-F / Louisiana)
6-May-17 2:34 am
@LaDawn: I'm a frickin hoot and a half!

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (50 / F-M / Oklahoma)
6-May-17 2:39 am
@LaDawn: I'm a frickin hoot and a half!
two and a half hoots!

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (50 / F-M / Oklahoma)
6-May-17 2:40 am
An Okie, she's really the best
Her wit, it's like a hornets nest
She banged on a horse
It was her best, of course
Her azz to me was her 1st text!
Btw...love it :)

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (58 / M-F / Louisiana)
6-May-17 2:47 am
There once was a poster named Ram
His posts would hit ya like "Bam!"
He chilled for awhile
Revised his style
But that motherfricker is STILL the man!

 

 

 
 
 megsy89 (7)      (35 / F-MF / South Carolina)
6-May-17 2:48 am
There once was a poster named Ram
His posts would hit ya like "Bam!"
He chilled for awhile
Revised his style
But that motherfricker is STILL the man!

:rofl
nice lmao

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (50 / F-M / Oklahoma)
6-May-17 2:50 am
There once was a poster named Ram
His posts would hit ya like "Bam!"
He chilled for awhile
Revised his style
But that motherfricker is STILL the man!

you so vane!

 

 

 
 
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