Thread: Had a really f*cked up day...need a good joke or something....

I had just lost a bunch of weight and my shorts and undies were quite loose...Had a large McDonalds cup w vodka and diet doc. tryin to get down a steep hill at Goat Fest- down here thousands come to see goats and live entertainment lol:) Needless to say my shorts and undies fell down and tripped me up as I was running down this steep hill w hundreds of people sittin in lawn chairs and on blankets! I fell forward as if I were bendin over to pick up a penny..

The crowd roared! lol oh and I didnt spill a drop of my drink:)

Last edited by Sammy2; 1-Mar-13 2:07 am.

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MysticJade
1-Mar-13 3:06 am

@JstBeinMe: In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?"

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JstBeinMe
1-Mar-13 3:09 am

Lol...love ya jade..always got the sh*t

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MysticJade
1-Mar-13 5:43 am

@JstBeinMe: thought it help ^_^

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