Thread: What is the funniest lie you've heard a parent tell their children?

What is the funniest lie you've heard a parent tell their children? (by Sparky)

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conan1957 (7)

(67 / M-F / Georgia)
2-Jan-14 5:13 pm

@Briteeyez: geeee what a women.

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cal169
3-Jan-14 4:41 pm

"If you keep picking your nose your head will cave in..."

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im1made4u (22)

(55 / F-M / California)
3-Jan-14 5:23 pm

Keep making that face its going freeze like that!

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Gracie75
3-Jan-14 5:36 pm

When i was 5 my mom told me the tall radio towers were UFO's

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SammyToo
3-Jan-14 , Just Now

I told my kids we had video cameras hidden in every room...got to the bottom of things quicker when I would threaten to look at the tapes and punish whoever was lying:) lol

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KiwiBikerGirl
4-Jan-14 12:42 pm

Ive had to say.. "We are just fixing things in the room"....

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tat2d1976 (12)

(48 / M-F / North Carolina)
4-Jan-14 12:51 pm

You'll go blind! lol

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Amyt (19)

(31 / M-MF / India)
4-Jan-14 12:53 pm

We wl buy u a plant wch wl grow a dollar for u daily

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Shicchic2 (35)

(29 / F-MF / Iran)
4-Jan-14 4:26 pm

Roast beef isn't made of meat.

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