ive been laughin at it all

hey i canta fine da damnitall john somun open a dor so i drain da lead on goood ol time

ill finds me dat dam monies ifin i gotsta git ma backhoe outta tha hawk. has you seended ma truck startin keys? i thunk deys in under da poach but da dam dawg wont stop barkalaytin at me. (i think ive seen one too many squidbillies episodes)

sumen ups in heres better gets mah sum alcomahhall... sum of dat der gud stuffs. I needs me a shots of alcomahhall

@PaulG7719: oh is that what it is? I just hear this talk (daily)... it comes naturally to me. LMAO.

@PaulG7719: ifin ya'd jush tol me I coulds has the mote last nighs I mita not 'dropped' them there keys.

i gots sumthin dats been a nawin at me so please allowitize me to git dis offin ma chest...... SHOW ME DEM T!TYS, WHOO! i aprecatate yall lettin me purgilate dat from ma heart cage. i feels much betterlike in my brain area.

now list-in heres mistah... yas nos that be no ways to talken to dem deer Ladees. Ya momma should be ashumed of youins

ive been pokin fun at hillbillies for a long time..... squidbillies just helped perfect that drawl and som funnier ways to say words.
"my dreams are all dead and burried. sometimes i wish the sun would just explode. when god comes and calls me to his kindom. ill take all you sonsa b!tches when i go."

@PaulG7719: lol. I live in southern WV an my moms fam is all from here, I can say that the way I am writing it, is phonetically how they sound... to me. lol