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PMS should be called ovary-acting
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk
What do u call a pile of kittens? A meowtain
I just came from an emotional wedding...even the cake was in tiers
A guy with an early ejaculation problem is always coming
Pampered cows produce spoiled milk
What do u call a pile of kittens? A meowtain
I just came from an emotional wedding...even the cake was in tiers
A guy with an early ejaculation problem is always coming
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
Hold on to your coconuts because this will be the best blow job you will ever get.
Hold on to your coconuts because this will be the best blow job you will ever get.
Why did the midget refuse to fight the dwarf ?
because he wanted to be the bigger man :p
because he wanted to be the bigger man :p
Damn Celt....we're going to hell...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse
farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the
farm takes him through to look at all of his
horses. The owner is really getting p*ssed
off.Finally, the last horse and the midget
decided that he really wanted this horse. So he
ask the owner if he could lift him up so he
could look at the horses eyes. The owner did
as the midget asked, and the midget said " Oh
my, thse got very pretty eyez".Then the midget
ask if he could lift him up so he could see her
teeth, Then the midget said "Oh wow, thse got
wonderful teeth. Then the midget ask if he
could see her tw.at. The owner, being very
p*ssed,picked him up, and rammed him in and
out of the horse's tw.at.The midget looked up
at the owner and said. "Oh my, yes she does
have a very fine tw.at, but I guess I thoud have
asked to see her gallop."
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse
farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the
farm takes him through to look at all of his
horses. The owner is really getting p*ssed
off.Finally, the last horse and the midget
decided that he really wanted this horse. So he
ask the owner if he could lift him up so he
could look at the horses eyes. The owner did
as the midget asked, and the midget said " Oh
my, thse got very pretty eyez".Then the midget
ask if he could lift him up so he could see her
teeth, Then the midget said "Oh wow, thse got
wonderful teeth. Then the midget ask if he
could see her tw.at. The owner, being very
p*ssed,picked him up, and rammed him in and
out of the horse's tw.at.The midget looked up
at the owner and said. "Oh my, yes she does
have a very fine tw.at, but I guess I thoud have
asked to see her gallop."
Last edited by WalkSoftly; 31-Dec-13 1:18 am.
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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