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Place your jokes here (by evilmonkey89)
2 blondes were out walking one day and stumbled apon some tracks.
The first blonde said, ''those are moose tracks''.
The second blonde said, ''no those are elk tracks''.
They argued for a few minutes when finaly the train hit hit them.
The first blonde said, ''those are moose tracks''.
The second blonde said, ''no those are elk tracks''.
They argued for a few minutes when finaly the train hit hit them.
@evilmonkey89: a man went into this bar when a note that said $500 if you can make my donkey laf so he went in there in came in the donkey was cracking up the next day he say the note in it said $500 if you can make my donkey cry. so the man goes back in comes out in the donkey is crying so the bar tender asks the how did he do that in the man says smiple frist i told him i hade a bigger **** then he did the secend time i showed him
those are some really weird jokes guys
Last edited by evilmonkey89; 2-Aug-12 9:07 pm.
Two blonds on opp sides of the river come up to each other in 1 says how do you get to the other side.in the 2nd blond looks to her left then to the right then says you are on the other side
Do you know what thay call a person who doesnt tell the truth.....a lyingcocksucker
A man is on a business trip in japan. on his first night, he gets a stripper. as they're having sex, she yells "iannay! iannay!" so he goes harder, knowing he's doing good. The next day, he goes golfing with some new friend. He makes a shot, & they all cheer, so he yells "iannay! iannay!" they stop cheering & his japanese friend says "what you mean wrong whole?"
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