What's the stupidest way you've injured yourself?

Source.

First and only time I ever been tubing, ended up in the hospital with a fractured neck

At my brothers bachelor party back in '08 I broke multiple bones on my foot. Was heavily intoxicated (thankfully I don't drink anymore) when I was standing for a while chilling with everyone, from what everyone told me I had my right foot pointed inwards facing sideways and not realizing it I went to take a few steps with my foot still in the same position and pop pop. My cousin said if I had been sober when that happened I'd be screaming in pain. Needless to say my foot ballooned up and hurt like a sob when I walked on it the next morning

@xlace38x: we chatted ages ago ive returned with a vengeance lol i cant log in has my last username coolguyluke its complicated ha

with a vengeance?

@xlace38jpjx: no thats just a joke

ok

Didn't know I stepped on a nail...i was bleeding but didn't know....i had told someone she was bleeding she said"no not me,its you"it was then I realized I was the one bleeding

I was riding on handle bars of a bike and they fell off. I hit the cement hard

@justhere: ouch :(